I am not, however, used to having dreams where my mother and I relocate to mid-Manhattan—by which I mean an apartment building in the middle of Central Park—and I get sent to a religious charter school (which is somehow an elementary and high school at once??), also located in the middle of Central Park.
I am even less used to having dreams where Mycroft Holmes is my uncle.
Who happens to be employed, in his spare time, at the charter school.
Teaching Computer Safety classes.