not a happy rasbunny

1 year ago (1 note)

#my mommy is filipino
#my mother is a little weird
#she gets a little morbid sometimes
#lolo
#nanay
#real life
#stuff
#things
#filipino pride
#i don't even know

So this happened yesterday.

Mama:	When I die—
Me:	Oh god not again.
Mama:	No, when I die, I just want you to cremate me, put me in a jar, and bury me in Lolo and Nanay's apartment in the Philippines.
Me:
Mama:
Me:	Their what.
Mama:	Their apartment.
Me:	...Their grave sites?
Mama:	Yes. It's like an apartment. Four bedrooms!
Me:

1 year ago (4 notes)

#my mommy is filipino
#english is not her first language
#or her best
#angelican
#oh mommy
#britain
#my mother is an anglophile

She's been watching BBC America all day.

Mama:	So in Britain, they're Angelican, right?
Me:
Mama:
Me:	Yeah, not quite.

1 year ago (1 note)

#filipino
#oh my god
#that's where i got my brilliance from
#my mommy is filipino
#i am half-filipino
#aloha
#mabuhay
#tagalog

for some reason, this was hilarious to me.

Mama:	I don't understand what does "aloha" means.
Me:	Um... Well. Like. Hello and good-bye and. A lot of things.
Mama:	So it's mabuhay.
Me:
Mama:
Me:	...yes.

1 year ago (5,522 notes)

#fuck you
#in the philippines
#pikachu is batman
#FUCKING PIKACHU IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN
#i am half-filipino
#my mommy is filipino
#tagalog is the language of the gods
#i can't even
#hysterical laughing
#what
#honey you should see me in a queue

ajsdlkfdkjlf

FROM: FILIPINO.

i am so proud of my heritage you don’t even know.

(via todaythesamesky)