Oh god the tears are flowing…
This scene = instant reblog.
I would probably
have sex with Judesie
or masturbate looking to a mirror
Seducing Remus Lupin.
And fucking wizardy shit because I’d be a fucking wizard xD
DEDUCE ALL THE THINGS
and seduce all the jawn I mean what
Jam. Tea. Jumpers.
being seduced by a sexy sherlock
Do ALL THE POSTMORTEMS!
I am Arthur Shappey
I AM ARTHUR SHAPPEY
I GET TO FLY WITH MJN AND BE ADORABLY PERFECT FOR 24 HOURS
christ, i don’t want to be peter guillam
i’d spend 24 hours having to steal top secret files and feeling like i’ve betrayed my colleagues and getting my heart ripped in two
on the upside, i’d be gorgeous and rock a three-piece suit from here to kingdom come
But also, would I be Peter Guillam or would I be Peter Guillam having a smoke? Because while I’d look dead sexy, I think after a few hours, I’d succumb to nicotine poisoning, which would just add to the suckfest that is Peter Guillam’s life. :\