Idris Elba as Bruce Wayne/Batman.
This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
why are moose so terrifyingly large
Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then
There’s moose on my dash…..
I’m not the only one who’s looking at that moose and considering riding him, right? Imagine a moose in battle armour, like the kind given to warhorses. Warmoose. CANADA WILL CONQUER ALL!
(Except the USA, because we don’t want to deal with that level of debt and ridiculousness.)
i’m having one of those moments where intellectually, i knew these players existed, but i just watched warmups and i looked upon the faces of patrick sharp and marc staal
they are real people
oh my god
#holly’s gonna kill me #they’re standing there in suits #because they’re not military #there’s no uniforms for them #not yet anyway #sid’s been here before #been up in front of the cameras #in front of the world #but jonny’s new to this #new to putting himself in front of the cameras #new to making promises out of one side of his mouth #and cursing technology they don’t fully understand yet out of the other #jonny’s thoughts are back home #back in chicago #back with the hawks #with patrick #sid just shakes his head #tells jonny to shove it all down deep #shove it down as deep as he can to protect them both #what they’re doing now has no place for sentiment
YOU’RE RIGHT WOMAN YOU’RE DEAD TO ME
ifonlynotnever asked: 3s: segs/benn, dystopian or post-apocalyptic AU.
Tyler clings to Jamie the whole way back to base, dragging his mangled leg behind him. He’d known the second Jamie got that look in his eye that there was no way Jamie was going to leave him behind, so he’d dragged himself off the ground and into Jamie’s grasp and tried to hold his own the whole way back.
It isn’t until Sergei’s swearing and hauling him off of Jamie to get him patched up that Tyler finally lets himself breathe easy again, certain that Jamie’s made it through this, at least.
Evgeni Malkin (via seabsie)
i know this is cute and we’re all crying about it but i’m too busy imaging sidney crosby sitting at some press junket sending really bitchy text messages to geno that are just like omfg i can’t believe that reporter’s family let him leave the house in that sweater and they keep putting more sweat on me for the shot
i know we’re trying to show people i work hard but like
this is just a LOT of sweat
people are going to think i have a problem