so at work today, while i was waiting for someone’s million-and-one copies to print, i wrote up a shitton of meta about last night’s supernatural episode.

aaand now i’m too embarrassed to post it because jaksdlfj omfg why do i write things when my brain is not at full capacity WHY DO I DO THIS.

but suffice it to say: last night’s ep wasn’t perfect, and oh god the dialogue made me wince more than a few times, but i had a few revelations re: the modified memories thing and also the metatron thing. …yeah.

stiiill not so clear on the angels bit, though. but then, i suppose that wasn’t really supposed to be clear.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

(Source: stevennspielberg, via starkinglys)

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FROM: FILIPINO.

i am so proud of my heritage you don’t even know.

(via todaythesamesky)

Hogwarts à la Song of Ice and Fire

(Source: archangejolras, via litigate)

(Source: pavelsulu, via thedoctorbelievesinsherlock)

Just getting weirder and weirder.

Not entirely sure why, but the kinkmeme really does bring out the weird/surreal in me.

Title: Upon This Throne

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Irene Adler.

Pairings: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Irene, Sherlock/Cocaine. (You think I’m joking. I’m not.)

Warnings: Cocaine. Spoilers for all of S2. Irene.

Kinkmeme Prompt: “John is the King in Sherlock’s Mind Palace.”

Summary: Inside his mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

AO3 | Meme | LJ

Mmyep.

This will be the death of me.

Woke up this morning to realise that it wasn’t a dream, I did indeed write more fanfic last night, and it was (apparently!) another bizarre beautiful good one. Going slightly hysterical, partially because it’s overtly Sherlock/John and partially because it can (apparently!!) be read as allegorical fuck fuck fuck what did I do but what the hell? I’ll pimp it out anyway.

Title: Ash, Gold, Quartz

Warnings: Graphic blood and gore, pain, minor violence, and hearts (of the organic kind) as a main theme.

Kinkmeme Prompt: “Magical realism AU. Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one.”

Summary: Being heartless is not an advantage, the smouldering embers in his chest tell him. Swallow your pride. (I.e., Sherlock doesn’t want a heart, and John doesn’t give a fuck.)

AO3 | LJ

Why is this the longest one-shot I’ve written in a while. I can’t even.