not a happy rasbunny

TWO RIDICULOUS SHERLOCK THINGS. For one prompt at the kinkmeme right hurr.

Title: Amped
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Rating: G.
Genre: Gen, lyric-inspired, ficlet.
Word Count: 316
Summary: There’s no place like London.
   meme | AO3

Title: Taters
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Rating: G.
Genre: Humor, probably a little cracky.
Word Count: 320
Summary: John attempts to send Sherlock on an errand.
   meme | AO3

I have dreamed of this day. The day when I have finally used Sam Gamgee’s “taters” line in a fic. When I used it in a Sherlock fic… When I had John Watson say it… I think my entire year has been building up to this moment. Oh, yes. Say it with me, my darlings:

/ridiculous

Happy New Year!

An Honest Mistake
Or: Five Arguments Sherlock and John Have Had, and One They Didn’t. In which Sherlock and John fight, and John has a tendency to storm off. [G. Gen, bickering, humor, drabbles, not-quite-drabbles. COMPLETE.]

1) Disillusion: In which there is a crashed funeral. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

2) Blast Radius: In which there is an exploded corpse. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

3) Jacquard: In which there are ruined jumpers. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

4) Abhorrent: In which there is a crashed date. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

5) All Transport: In which being armed with intellect is not necessarily an effective weapon against career criminals. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

6) Domestic: In which John explodes. In a good way! [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

FINALLY. IT IS COMPLETE.

Now I don’t have to feel guilty about wanting to write, oh, everything on the kinkmeme! :|||

Everything about this episode makes me wish I was on track to become an Art History teacher, just so I could swan in one day and say, “We’re doing Van Gogh, so I have a treat: we’ll be watching a Doctor Who episode. I have tissues up here if you need them.”

I am going to be an AWESOME teacher, can’t you tell?

…you look up at the television and see the motherfucking SHIRE.

And then realize no, it’s just Brother #1 playing Skyrim.

GOD. DAMN. SKYRIM.

I WANT MY FUCKING HOBBIT.

badwolflaurel:

ifonlynotnever:

The Sherlock kinkmeme will be the death of me. I know this with all my heart.

Single most ridiculous thing I have ever written ever: Rule One.

I can pretty much guarantee that everyone who reads it will curse my name, and yet…

My headcanon: Mycroft is a Time Lord. He went back to the dawn of time and created The Game.

My brain just exploded. I love you, please marry me.

The Sherlock kinkmeme will be the death of me. I know this with all my heart.

Single most ridiculous thing I have ever written ever: Rule One.

I can pretty much guarantee that everyone who reads it will curse my name, and yet…

(Shut up, I’m on break. I CAN WRITE AS MUCH AS I WANT.)

An Honest Mistake
Or: Five Arguments Sherlock and John Have Had, and One They Didn’t. In which Sherlock and John fight, and John has a tendency to storm off. [G. Gen, bickering, humor, drabbles. WIP.]

1) Disillusion: In which there is a crashed funeral. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

2) Blast Radius: In which there is an exploded corpse. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

3) Jacquard: In which there are ruined jumpers. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

4) Abhorrent: In which there is a crashed date. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

5) All Transport: In which being armed with intellect is not necessarily an effective weapon against career criminals. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

Ugh, Christmas. Feeling a bit blasé about it this year. I just want to hibernate until New Year’s.

Me too, John. Me too.

So apparently, I am not the only one in the Sherlock fandom who believes Sherlock Holmes has Adult ADD.

Saw this prompt on the kinkmeme, and… I just had to fill it. It took me four-ish hours, non-stop (which I think speaks for itself), but I finished it. I don’t know how.

Perception is my Sherlock headcanon. Pure and simple. I put a lot more of me into it than I usually do, but it felt good. It fit. I am satisfied. I want to write more.

Tell me, fandom: Should I? Is there an audience for ADD!Sherlock fanfiction?

So my favorite band is The Bravery, and, okay. Well. Just about every single song from their first album just fits with my Sherlock headcanon. So I went, “Why the fuck not?” and now I’ve got a drabble set for “An Honest Mistake”. And then I went, oh, hey! I have six drabbles! And there are six days until Christmas! Countdown time!

So yeah.

An Honest Mistake
Or: Five Arguments Sherlock and John Have Had, and One They Didn’t. In which Sherlock and John fight, and John has a tendency to storm off.
[G. Gen, bickering, drabbles. WIP.]

1) Disillusion: In which there is a crashed funeral. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

2) Blast Radius: In which there is an exploded corpse. [ FF.Net | AO3 ]

(Will post on LJ when it’s complete. What do you mean, I’m lazy?)

And all my dreams are only dreams,
and all my schemes are only schemes.

—”Slow Poison”, The Bravery